Gangomcad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable newt.

Gangomcad created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gangomcad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gangomcad, he will destroy your home planet.

Gangomcad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gangomcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always obey Gangomcad's priests.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing magenta shorts and balancing three iron spheres on your hands.