Flannellnurl is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, resourceful
hummingbird.
Flannellnurl created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flannellnurl, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Flannellnurl, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Flannellnurl's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Flannellnurl's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. You must never eat nuts.
3. Do not kill badgers.
4. Never go into violet rooms.
5. Never talk about asteroids.