Jigzogdossvag Nilljipzod is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome porpoise.

Jigzogdossvag Nilljipzod created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jigzogdossvag Nilljipzod, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigzogdossvag Nilljipzod, it will turn you into a mole.

Jigzogdossvag Nilljipzod's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Jigzogdossvag Nilljipzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to monkeys while wearing pink jumpers.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.