Bogquafveg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic dove.

Bogquafveg created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogquafveg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bogquafveg, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bogquafveg's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bogquafveg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bogquafveg first in all things.

2. Badgers are not to be trusted.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Feed all hungry ducks.

5. Never feed nuts to whales while wearing dresses.