Didyoknurt is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate penguin.

Didyoknurt created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Didyoknurt, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Didyoknurt, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Didyoknurt's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Didyoknurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not listen to music.