Pityokboss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered dragon.

Pityokboss created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pityokboss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pityokboss, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pityokboss' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pityokboss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pityokboss.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Always look after injured whales.
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