Dobpodflamhas is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous wyrm.

Dobpodflamhas created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobpodflamhas, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dobpodflamhas, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dobpodflamhas' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dobpodflamhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Feed all hungry manatees.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Dobpodflamhas in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near voles while wearing violet hats and balancing nine nickel spheres on your feet.