Mippasvog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, stupid frog.

Mippasvog created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mippasvog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mippasvog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Mippasvog's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Mippasvog's Holy Commandments

1. Mippasvog loves sharks, so they must be respected.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. You must love Mippasvog.
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