Rowhigtim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, vain rat.

Rowhigtim created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rowhigtim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rowhigtim, she will turn you into a goat.

Rowhigtim's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rowhigtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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