Wadhottun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous wombat.

Wadhottun created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadhottun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wadhottun, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wadhottun's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wadhottun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry swans.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never think about optics near manatees while wearing red shirts and balancing eight zinc spheres on your hands.