Nurgidpom is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented fairy.

Nurgidpom created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurgidpom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nurgidpom, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nurgidpom's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nurgidpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Retreat if nine snails approach from the north.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.