Lidbimtar is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, generous fairy.

Lidbimtar created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidbimtar, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lidbimtar, he will refuse to believe in you.

Lidbimtar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Lidbimtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lidbimtar.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.