Nillzimpit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless mouse.

Nillzimpit created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillzimpit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nillzimpit, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nillzimpit's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Nillzimpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sharks with great respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help sick manatees.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not stand on grass.