Lidfobmad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow bee.

Lidfobmad created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Lidfobmad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lidfobmad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Lidfobmad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Lidfobmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Lidfobmad loves snakes, so they must be respected.