Yokyaklap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, moody fox.

Yokyaklap created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokyaklap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yokyaklap, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yokyaklap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yokyaklap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Do not keep seven goats in a large pit.

3. Put Yokyaklap first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokyaklap.

5. You must love Yokyaklap.