Batpaglarg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind jaguar.

Batpaglarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batpaglarg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Batpaglarg, she will send you a sign.

Batpaglarg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Batpaglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near cats while wearing gray stockings and balancing three gold spheres on your arms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing black hats and balancing eight zinc spheres on your neck.

5. Never feed aubergines to bats while wearing violet dresses.