Gedtailrill is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart fairy.

Gedtailrill created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gedtailrill, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gedtailrill, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Gedtailrill's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gedtailrill's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta monkeys for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Hide if four grasshopers approach from the north.
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