Panflatpag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, all-powerful finch.

Panflatpag created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panflatpag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Panflatpag, she will turn you into a mouse.

Panflatpag's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Panflatpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Pigs are not to be trusted.