Bodstignil is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful
elephant.
Bodstignil created a top quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bodstignil, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Bodstignil, it will turn you into a sheep.
Bodstignil's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Bodstignil's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.
3. Run away if six turtles approach from the west.
4. Bodstignil loves shrews, so they must be respected.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.