Tigmetmob Daggumlin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful lion.

Tigmetmob Daggumlin created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Tigmetmob Daggumlin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tigmetmob Daggumlin, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tigmetmob Daggumlin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tigmetmob Daggumlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not listen to music.
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