Henvonkhogfetlog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, awesome crocodile.

Henvonkhogfetlog created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Henvonkhogfetlog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Henvonkhogfetlog, he will turn you into a hamster.

Henvonkhogfetlog's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Henvonkhogfetlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Henvonkhogfetlog on top of all buildings.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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