Safsadveg Tipnatged is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, witless
finch.
Safsadveg Tipnatged created snails three million years ago.
If you believe in
Safsadveg Tipnatged, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Safsadveg Tipnatged, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Safsadveg Tipnatged's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Safsadveg Tipnatged's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Safsadveg Tipnatged's name in vain.
2. Never talk about ultrasonics.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Worship no other gods but Safsadveg Tipnatged.
5. Never write about dwarf planets.