Safsadveg Tipnatged is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witless finch.

Safsadveg Tipnatged created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Safsadveg Tipnatged, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Safsadveg Tipnatged, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Safsadveg Tipnatged's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Safsadveg Tipnatged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Safsadveg Tipnatged's name in vain.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Worship no other gods but Safsadveg Tipnatged.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.