Stafgudcit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, charitable chinchilla.

Stafgudcit created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stafgudcit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stafgudcit, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Stafgudcit's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Stafgudcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. You must love Stafgudcit.

3. Never paint your face blue.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Stafgudcit on top of all buildings.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Stafgudcit in the centre of the settlement.
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