Ratontcib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish unicorn.

Ratontcib created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratontcib, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ratontcib, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ratontcib's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ratontcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Always help bats.