Sandhaklig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing cat.

Sandhaklig created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandhaklig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandhaklig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sandhaklig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sandhaklig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Respect your elders.
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