Bodlistwegvigfumnarl is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish octopus.

Bodlistwegvigfumnarl created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodlistwegvigfumnarl, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bodlistwegvigfumnarl, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bodlistwegvigfumnarl's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bodlistwegvigfumnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Bodlistwegvigfumnarl in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Never talk about fire.