Hotcambog Negkikdib is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous goose.

Hotcambog Negkikdib created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotcambog Negkikdib, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hotcambog Negkikdib, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hotcambog Negkikdib's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hotcambog Negkikdib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Hotcambog Negkikdib on top of all buildings.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Always help sick badgers.