Geningnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, calm hamster.

Geningnurl created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Geningnurl, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Geningnurl, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Geningnurl's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Geningnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Geningnurl.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Geningnurl.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.