Geningnurl is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, calm
hamster.
Geningnurl created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Geningnurl, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Geningnurl, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Geningnurl's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Geningnurl's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Geningnurl.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Always help sick capybaras.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Geningnurl.
5. Never talk about photosynthesis.