Botnullboss Danzogomt is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless goblin.

Botnullboss Danzogomt created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Botnullboss Danzogomt, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Botnullboss Danzogomt, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Botnullboss Danzogomt's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Botnullboss Danzogomt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Botnullboss Danzogomt in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed lots of lemons to bats while wearing fawn rings.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Botnullboss Danzogomt.

5. Always help voles.