Safomtrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic narwhal.

Safomtrutt created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Safomtrutt, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Safomtrutt, she will turn you into a goat.

Safomtrutt's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Safomtrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. You must pray to Safomtrutt seven times a day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect nine gold sculptures of Safomtrutt on top of important buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.