Sinboprull is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able grasshopper.

Sinboprull created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinboprull, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sinboprull, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sinboprull's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sinboprull's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Worship no other gods but Sinboprull.