Nadjaphad is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, pitiless
fish.
Nadjaphad created a quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nadjaphad, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Nadjaphad, she will try to impress you with trees.
Nadjaphad's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Nadjaphad's Holy Commandments1. Hide if six aardvarks approach from the north.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.
5. Do not shave your legs.