Lanfarnkopjip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic frog.

Lanfarnkopjip created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanfarnkopjip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lanfarnkopjip, it will turn you into a sheep.

Lanfarnkopjip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lanfarnkopjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near ants.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not speak about corn.