Migjopmut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured camel.

Migjopmut created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migjopmut, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Migjopmut, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Migjopmut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Migjopmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near mites while wearing blue hats.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Migjopmut.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.