Sitbosskem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring tapir.

Sitbosskem created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Sitbosskem, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sitbosskem, it will turn you into a rock.

Sitbosskem's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sitbosskem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Never talk about galaxies.
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