Cidpadvidmegmadhassasstik
is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent
centaur
.
Cidpadvidmegmadhassasstik
created Europe six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cidpadvidmegmadhassasstik
, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Cidpadvidmegmadhassasstik
, it will send you a sign.
Cidpadvidmegmadhassasstik's
most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Cidpadvidmegmadhassasstik's Holy Commandments
1. Do not dye your hair fawn.
2. Run away if five nematodes approach from the north.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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