Rillbanmum is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, all-knowing lizard.

Rillbanmum created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbanmum, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rillbanmum, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rillbanmum's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rillbanmum's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Rillbanmum in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.