Sugsawbum Mabfaggeb is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, proud warg.

Sugsawbum Mabfaggeb created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugsawbum Mabfaggeb, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugsawbum Mabfaggeb, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sugsawbum Mabfaggeb's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sugsawbum Mabfaggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.