Bunarmlopyimsternurlfararp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced slug.

Bunarmlopyimsternurlfararp created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Bunarmlopyimsternurlfararp, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bunarmlopyimsternurlfararp, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bunarmlopyimsternurlfararp's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bunarmlopyimsternurlfararp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must love Bunarmlopyimsternurlfararp.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bunarmlopyimsternurlfararp.