Zedyardud Hakvogmil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous crow.

Zedyardud Hakvogmil created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedyardud Hakvogmil, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zedyardud Hakvogmil, she will turn you into a worm.

Zedyardud Hakvogmil's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Zedyardud Hakvogmil's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help seals.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Do not drink alcohol.