Bappodfat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy meerkat.

Bappodfat created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bappodfat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bappodfat, it will destroy your home planet.

Bappodfat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bappodfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near dolphins while wearing violet hats and balancing seven iron spheres on your face.

2. Run away from gray turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Retreat if six foxes approach from the north.