Dubwotmettom is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful yak.

Dubwotmettom created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubwotmettom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dubwotmettom, he will be very unhappy.

Dubwotmettom's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dubwotmettom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Dubwotmettom loves horses, so they must be respected.