Larplogwad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable wyvern.

Larplogwad created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larplogwad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Larplogwad, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Larplogwad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Larplogwad's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Larplogwad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.