Quafbisspod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever swan.

Quafbisspod created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafbisspod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quafbisspod, he will turn you into a snail.

Quafbisspod's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Quafbisspod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quafbisspod.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Do not cook food in pots.