Zigdagrot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful ferret.

Zigdagrot created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Zigdagrot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zigdagrot, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zigdagrot's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zigdagrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Hide if six ants approach from the east.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.