Wabdobvil is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful beaver.

Wabdobvil created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabdobvil, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabdobvil, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Wabdobvil's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Wabdobvil's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Wabdobvil loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Do not chop down trees.