Kapzoddissman is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless naga.

Kapzoddissman created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapzoddissman, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kapzoddissman, he will not care at all.

Kapzoddissman's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kapzoddissman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near eagles while wearing magenta shirts and balancing five gold spheres on your back.

4. Do not keep nine nematodes in a large pit.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.