Babdumtip Barnbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, loving frog.

Babdumtip Barnbiss created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babdumtip Barnbiss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Babdumtip Barnbiss, he will turn you into a frog.

Babdumtip Barnbiss' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Babdumtip Barnbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Never feed coconuts to swans while wearing dresses.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Babdumtip Barnbiss.