Wabwonrul is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, clever duck.

Wabwonrul created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabwonrul, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wabwonrul, it will turn you into a worm.

Wabwonrul's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Wabwonrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Wabwonrul on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about dark matter near tapirs while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing three titanium spheres on your legs.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.