Miskikhom is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, humane shrew.

Miskikhom created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miskikhom, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Miskikhom, he will turn you into a mole.

Miskikhom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Miskikhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing pink boots and balancing six carbon spheres on your chest.

2. Hide if three hamsters approach from the south.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Always help sick frogs.